This sounds like preaching but it’s about Network Marketing Success.
God hates pride above all sins because pride leads to “every sin.” Here is a passage you might want to memorize if you want to continue your Network Marketing Success:
“And upon a set day Herod, arrayed in royal apparel, sat upon his throne, and made an oration unto them. And the people gave a shout, saying, It is the voice of a god, and not of a man. And immediately the angel of the Lord smote him, because he gave not God the glory: and he was eaten of worms, and gave up the ghost.” (Acts 12:21-23)
People who have had success often succumb to the sin of pride. Do you notice it in our politicians?
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If you’ve had problems with people and positions in life it’s probably your fault. Also, it probably stems initially from the sin of pride. Do you want to get control of your prideful thoughts, realizing your position before God and others, or do you want an angel of the Lord to do it for you?
“Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.” Proverbs 16:18
